Hot Coffee Ko (to the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”)

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September 2, 2010 by theairprince

Inaalay ko ‘tong recomposition/spoof ng kanta sa mga nagdurusa ngayong Finals Week ^_^

*Nagtext si Beyondce kay Lady Gawgaw dahil manghihiram ng reviewer…

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Teka, teka, pare… bakit ka nagtext sa’kin?
La akong reviewer, bakit mo hinihingi?
Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? “May test na sa Tuesday”.
Sorry, ‘tol. Di ko alam, walang sinasabi.

Walang sinasabi…
Walang sinasabi…
Sorry, ‘tol. Di ko alam.
Walang sinasabi.

Wait lang ‘tol, may defense pa ako the next day.
And deadline na ng project ko this coming Thursday.
I should’ve done these early, ako ay nagsisisi.
And now may eyebags na ako, mukha ng zombie.

Huwag muna, huwag muna, huwag mo ‘kong gagambalain!
Kita mo bang ako’y maraming gawain!
Layuan, layuan, layuan mo muna ako!
Di mo alam na Finals na tomorrow!

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R…
Sana’y wala sa card(card-card-card-card-card-card-card-card-card-card)
Ay bwisit!(Shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit)
Kay daming gagawin(in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in)

Oh my God, crammin mode na’ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.
Di ko na alam uunahin ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.
Oh my God, crammin mode na’ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.
Di ko na alam uunahin ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.

Hoy, itigil ang FB at Plurk, i-close na rin ang Twitter.
Utos na ni Mother, nakasuot ng daster.
I should’ve edit my paper ’cause this is a disaster.
Babagsak sa professor. Sorry, kitakits na next term.

Not that I don’t like you, I’m just super busy.
Nagkasipon, Nagkaubo, I need a medicine.
Sana’y konti lang ang tao sa MRT Station.
Today, I’m going home early ’cause I’ll be busy.

’cause I’ll be busy…
’cause I’ll be busy…
Tonight, I’ll burn the midnight oil
’cause I’ll be busy.

Huwag muna, huwag muna, huwag mo ‘kong gagambalain!
Kita mo bang ako’y maraming gawain!
Layuan, layuan, layuan mo muna ako!
Di mo alam na Finals na tomorrow!
Huwag muna, huwag muna, huwag mo ‘kong gagambalain!
Kita mo bang ako’y maraming gawain!
Layuan, layuan, layuan mo muna ako!
Di mo alam na Finals na tomorrow!

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R…
Sana’y wala sa card(card-card-card-card-card-card-card-card-card-card)
Ay bwisit!(Shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit)
Kay daming gagawin(in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in)

Oh my God, crammin mode na’ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.
Di ko na alam uunahin ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.
Oh my God, crammin mode na’ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.
Di ko na alam uunahin ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko.

Hot coffee ko, m-m-mainit to.
Di ko na alam uunahin ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko…

Hot coffee ko, m-m-mainit to.
Di ko na alam uunahin ko.
Ubos na, 3-in-1 hot coffee ko!

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*Try niyo mag sing-along with the instrumental music*

One thought on “Hot Coffee Ko (to the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”)

  1. Gudrun says:

    Having read this I thought it was extremely informative.
    I appreciate you spending some time and energy to put this
    short article together. I once again find myself spending a lot
    of time both reading and leaving comments. But so what, it was still worth it!

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